ASTROCHRIST

A Word From Reverend Dangerwood

Nov. 3, 2009 11:07pm

At this time Astrochrist is still taking a hiatus from performing live shows in the interest of recording an album so that the gospel can fall on the ears of the masses in a convenient pre-recorded manner that will allow you to enjoy the sounds of the word at any time you like. Speaking of our overly elaborate band concept, it appears as though proselytizing on your planet is something we underestimated. With rich ol’ glory-holers like Jim Bakker, Billy Graham, that damn Horse Faced fuckin’ Joel Osteen, and motherfuckin’ Lawrence Welk (yeah, you read that right) hoggin’ all the airwaves, it’s nearly impossible to draw the attention of the sheep-like audience we had so hoped to captivate. We have decided, therefore, to assume the guise of Earth-born humans with an appetite for hooch and Rock ‘n’ Roll. Watch out motherfuckers here comes… Oh yeah, we haven’t figured out the new name yet. If you think of anything awesome please feel free to let us know at this here email address. Also, if we aren’t clever enough to come up with a name ourselves, we’ve decided to program a random name generator to help us put words together. If we can make it work, we’ll put it on the site for anyone’s amusement. If you can’t think of a band name, but have an awesome name to throw into the generator, send it here. Well not much else to report here except we finally got our demos on our actual site. That took long enough, right?

-Rev. D.